"Sex and the City: The Movie"
Star rating: TBD
Sarah Jessica Parker will be rolling in the green from this gratuitous resurrection of her beloved-but-not-missed series. All movie merch (unavailable for preview at press time) will be sold through her Bitten clothing line at select Steve & Barry’s stores, where nothing is priced over $20. The line will include T-shirts and tanks featuring the NYC skyline and images of SJP as Carrie Bradshaw. The price may be right, but Carrie would simply die before turning herself into a tawdry walking billboard for a chick flick.
Also available: Square Pegs: The Complete Series on DVD (available May 8)
Noticeably absent: Anything featuring Miranda, Charlotte, Samantha, Steve the Bartender, Mr. Big. Carrie was always our least favorite character.